Originally Posted by
the enigma
As soon as she put her hand out....that little smart *** jumped on her and landed on her shirt. right on her chest. She was flipping out and screaming. Her dad was right there and gave me a death stare because I reached out and grabbed Zilla...and ...yeah you get the point. he thought I was as it was put "making advances".
BWAHAHAH!!! Oh c'mon, you KNOW you trained him to do that so you could cop a cheap feel.
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