-over 12 ppl stop you at a mustang show and ask if your lizard is real.
-you sit and wunder if you could live thru a water moccosin bite.
you sit in bed thinking of who you can scare when your now 16 inch tegu gets to be 3 1/2 feet long.
All you have on your calender is when your feeder mice mated and there due date but dont even have your best freinds Birth day on it.
you had 175$ but spent it all on the 2 baby corn snakes you had to have!
your best freind just got a new rat and you say so? when can i have it? cus he likes you and caves all the time
your telling your freind when you mice are going to have babys and the lady behind you asks what do you breed them for and you say Yum yums (to my tegu thats FOOD) and she says What? you say Only my lizards and snakes know what that means.
your mom calls you when theres a snake in the hall way and you pic it up and it tags you.
you use any thing you can find to restrain a brown tree snake and the lady behind you says "Its a moccosin" and you have to let it bite you to prove its not.
il think of more L8R
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