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Thread: my "u know ur a herper if"

  1. #1
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    Default my "u know ur a herper if"

    -over 12 ppl stop you at a mustang show and ask if your lizard is real.

    -you sit and wunder if you could live thru a water moccosin bite.

    you sit in bed thinking of who you can scare when your now 16 inch tegu gets to be 3 1/2 feet long.

    All you have on your calender is when your feeder mice mated and there due date but dont even have your best freinds Birth day on it.

    you had 175$ but spent it all on the 2 baby corn snakes you had to have!

    your best freind just got a new rat and you say so? when can i have it? cus he likes you and caves all the time

    your telling your freind when you mice are going to have babys and the lady behind you asks what do you breed them for and you say Yum yums (to my tegu thats FOOD) and she says What? you say Only my lizards and snakes know what that means.

    your mom calls you when theres a snake in the hall way and you pic it up and it tags you.

    you use any thing you can find to restrain a brown tree snake and the lady behind you says "Its a moccosin" and you have to let it bite you to prove its not.

    il think of more L8R
    0.2.0 German Shepherds *Khoda* & *Keara*
    0.0.1 Ball python *Akua*
    0.0.1 normal corn *seismo*
    0.0.1 snow corn *sleet*

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    I know this is a litle bit old but..

    You know you are a herper if:
    - The local powerplant sends you flowers fore cristmast...
    - You remember latin names of 100s of species but forget your tehcers...
    - Your garden has more dandlions than gras..
    - When you manages to sleep to the sound of hundreds of crickets in your room...
    - When you do it easy and replases all the plants in the house whit plastick, caus eyour tegu have killd all the livving...
    - When you dont mind having cocroches in the roof...

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    The local powerplant sends you flowers fore cristmast...
    Ha! Reptiles are nothing - all the equiptment on my fish tanks combined consumes about....hmmmm....5 million watts a day.

    My favorite "you know you're a herper if..." has always been -

    "If you've ever had to explain to your land lord - 'I'll pay my rent just as soon as the eggs hatch!'"
    Elliot

    1.2.0 blues
    1.0.0 red
    0.2.0 family

    ...and way too many fish

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    but... you dont live in frigging cold norway....

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    In the netherlands the police is looking at overly large use of electricity to find ppl who are having a weet plantation in their barn...We wondered if they would come to visit us some day soon because we went from no herps to...well see my list down here...and that next to Rams moving in with me with his 4 comps
    1.0.0 T.rufescens
    0.1.0 T.merianae
    1.0.0 Testudo horsfieldii
    1.0.0 Stenodactylus sthenodactylus
    0.0.1 Ceratophrys ornata
    0.0.1 Geocholone elegans
    0.0.1 Python regius
    2.0.0 Mustela Putorius Furo
    0.1.0 Bouvier des flandres

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    I want to have to worry about the police comming fore drugs, dont for my animals.....

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    oh yeah...norway...that is a bit colder than phoenix AZ

    Lets see....yeah according to my thermometer it's 110 degrees F on my porch......... :twisted:
    Elliot

    1.2.0 blues
    1.0.0 red
    0.2.0 family

    ...and way too many fish

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    according to mine it's 50 :(

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    We just had a heatwave over here.
    It ended this friday with some mighty thunder 'n lightning
    And tomorow we'll again have some nice warm weather of 24 C
    And we get to sit in the car for over an hour ...so I hope we'll be lucky and drive without getting stuck ina file again...
    1.0.0 T.rufescens
    0.1.0 T.merianae
    1.0.0 Testudo horsfieldii
    1.0.0 Stenodactylus sthenodactylus
    0.0.1 Ceratophrys ornata
    0.0.1 Geocholone elegans
    0.0.1 Python regius
    2.0.0 Mustela Putorius Furo
    0.1.0 Bouvier des flandres

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    I found a site with a lot of good ones on it...... http://www.newenglandreptile.com/if.html

    They're pretty funny also i had a couple........ah maybe ill post them l8r

    Justine[/url]
    1.0.0 Columbian Tegu (Daggit)
    1.0.0 Motley Corn Snake(Indie)
    0.1.0 Rottweiler/ Doberman mix (Macey)
    0.1.0 Cat (Annie)

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