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  1. #31
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    you tell your snake he's sexy more then you tell your bf/gf.

    people spend big money to get rid of mice and rats and you spend bigger bucks breeding them.

    you ever have to clean mouse guts off of anything

    redecorating the house means finding a way to squeeze in another tank.

    your arms say your a drug user and your python says your food
    1.0.0 Argentine Tegu
    0.1. Colombian Tegus
    1.0.0 Genetic Stripe Reticulated Python
    1.0.0 Albino/Lav Reticulated Python
    1.0.0 Normal Dwarf Reticulated Python
    0.1.0 Dwarf Platinum Reticulated Python
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    0.1.0 Normal Burmese Python

  2. #32
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    you also know you are a herper when you are addicted to reptile forums specially this one :lol:

    when you wish that one day there will be tame king cobras that are none venumous

    you see the good in everything that is scary to others

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    when you and your roomate sing the "circle of life" elton john song loudly while watching your tegu rip apart a chicken.
    1.1.0 Arg B/W Tegu Joker n Groxy
    1.0.0 Australian Water Dragon "Spyro"
    1.0.0 Red Eared Slider "Turdy"
    0.0.0 White Dwarf Hamster "MiMi" R.I.P.
    1.1.0 Black&Albino Kingsnakes "Pearl & Hannibal"

  4. #34
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    When you carry a snake bag in your purse.

    I'm guilty! :lol:

  5. #35
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    when your friends referr to you as the creepy lizard guy.


    no snakes yet...

    hopefully soon.

    =]
    0.0.1. Barred Tiger Salamander
    1.0.0. Mexican Black Kingsnake
    1.0.0. Short-Tailed Betta
    0.0.1. Grammostola pulchripes (Chaco Golden Knee Tarantula)

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    or the snake lady....
    Laura R (FL)
    1.0.0 Colombian Tegu
    1.4.0 Argentine B&W Tegu
    1.2.0 Red Tegu
    1.2.0 B/WxRed Tegu
    1.0.0 Green Ameiva (yet another teiid)
    7 other lizards
    1 little gator
    3 FL box turtle
    1 Sulcata tortoise
    16 snakes
    5 fuzzy pets
    4 little frogs
    a bunch of creepy bugs
    and a partridge in a pear tree

  7. #37
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    I'm not positive this hasn't been said but...

    You know you're a herper when you get bit and are bleeding like mad but still grab a camera first thing.:lol:
    1 male Ball Python-PJ <3
    1 male adorable, dorky, mutt- Sonny <3
    1 (probable) female Crested Gecko -Samy <3
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  8. #38
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    When people come over and think they're at the zoo.

    You hang out at a pet shop because you're bored.

    When you talk about reptiles in conversations to people who are scared of them.

  9. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shonuff View Post
    When people come over and think they're at the zoo.

    You hang out at a pet shop because you're bored.

    When you talk about reptiles in conversations to people who are scared of them.
    That describes my family exactly!!!!!!

    We usually bring the zoo to the people.

    We volunteer at the local pet store all the time. Sales, stocking, feeding, clean up, we do it all!!

    Definitely talk about reptiles too much!!!
    1.1 Blue Tegus, 1.1 Cuban Rock Iguanas
    1.1 Bearded Dragons, 0.1 Veiled Chameleon
    0.1 Columbian Boa, 1.0 Ball Python, 0.0.1 Corn

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    your reptiles have a bigger room than you do.

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