When you toss your own bed in order to make a snake room ...
Your Tegu is enjoying his superworms so much it's making you want to try some and see what the fuss is about. (I can't watch anymore).
When your girlfriend/boyfriend/wfe/husband says "It's them, or ME!".... and you keep the herps.
Remember though, there's a fine line between "Herper" and "Hoarder".
Last edited by Quijibo; 09-29-2009 at 12:53 PM.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" ~Qui-Gon Jinn
3.1 Juvie Humans
1.0 Pastel Ball Python
0.1 Ball Python
?.? Arg B&W Tegu
1.0 BUD (Big Ugly Dog)
1.0 Fat Cat
If you use a UVB and other lighting products from ZooMed/ExoTerra for your own room lights.. *lol
Your nickname is "Heosemys" or "Paleosuchus" or "Regius" or others.. *lol
Instead of daily running with dogs, you do daily walking with Monitors.. *lol
You take a bath/shower and realize there is a peice of lizard shed floating in there with you, and you dont freak out
you talk about sperm plugs with family/friends and dont realize how grossed out they are
When you limit your vacation plans around how long you can leave your reptiles
When you look at vacations that are located near as many reptile species as possible..
1.0.0 B&W Argentine Tegu (Dio)
1.1.0 Crested geckos (re homed)
0.1.0 Tartar Sand Boa(re homed)
0.1.0 Axolotl (Smaug)
1.0.0 Tabby Cat (Dippy)
Madagascar Hissing roaches
The only reason you check the mail is for new critters.
1.0.0 Argentine B&W Tegu
0.0.2 African Pyxie Frog
1.0.0 Blood Python
1.0.0 Albino Burmese Python
1.0.0 Blue Tongue Skink
1.0.0 Basilisk
0.0.1 Cane Toad
1.0.0 Albino Western Hognose
Roaches (Dubia & Lateralis)
you go to the reptile show saying "im just going to look" and come out with a $150 Tegu and equipment.
you talk to your lizards more then your girlfreind.
you have more lizards then freinds.lol.......=l
you have this site as a favorite.lol agian.
your nabors say your a Satin worshiper becuase of the red lights coming out of your window at night.
you have a job that covers insurance on your lizards.
When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend call herping together a date.
1 Black and White Argentine Tegu
1 Black Throat Monitor
1 Ball python
1 Sulcata Tortoise
1 Leopard Tortoise (pardalis pardalis)
3 Indian Star Tortoise
1 Mali Uromastyx
1 Spotted Salamander
1 veiled chameleon
1 Enigma Leopard Gecko
1 Sunfire Bearded Dragon
1 Australian whites tree frog
1 red ear x yellow belly
1 Yellow belly
1 Red ear slider
1 southern banded watersnake
3 Savannah monitors
2 Annoying Younger Brothers
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